Gentlemen, a couple few things…
1. On the topic of digital messaging etiquette, wanna know what really grinds my gears?! When the sender begins an email or text with “Hi there,”. Insert the recipient’s name for cryin’ out loud! Take the time to care!
2. How different is Fangio on and off camera? In pressers he’s always smirking and doling out witty old guy isms. But when you fellowships of the ring talk about him like this crotchety, stubborn, meanie pants, I find scalp flakes falling on my shoulders from the finger I use to scratch the curiosity out of my noggin. (Does dandruff mean I’m washing my hair too much or not enough? I never know.)
3. For Mr. B.
4. For Ebenezer Ekuban, who has the best name in Broncos history. River Cracraft is a close second. Any others to toss into the Bronco Name Ring of Fame?
5. High five!
6. Trade draft pix
7. You have to spend a month as live-in butler for Joe Flacco, Case Keenum, or Paxton Lynch. For whom do you bend the knee?